10 reasons why parenting is like The Traitors
I love this show. The murders, the round tables, the meetings at Traitor Towers. After a day of potty training and child play, it’s great watching people be so deliciously evil and seeing a group...
I love this show. The murders, the round tables, the meetings at Traitor Towers. After a day of potty training and child play, it’s great watching people be so deliciously evil and seeing a group...
Books books books! They’re one of the best tools to help babies and toddlers learn to talk but there’s so many out there – where do you begin? Here’s my countdown of the best...
My toddler loves curry. And I mean LOVES curry. In fact, I have visions of her future where all her friends are going to McDonalds or soft play for their birthdays, while we’re tucking into a...
Losing sleep is torture. No, seriously, sleep deprivation has been used as a form of torture throughout history. It affects both physical and mental health and in its most severe cases, can cause hallucinations....
Mum-tum. Bingo wings. Thunder thighs. As if pushing a person out of you wasn’t enough, you’ve been a slave to them and their sleep pattern ever since. Then the world gives you phrases like...
I hate dolls. I didn’t really play with them as a kid. Even when I was given Vet Barbie when I was nine years old I just took all of her ‘patients’ and played...
I’ve had days when I’ve really tried to be the perfect Stepford Mum. Meals are made without a microwave, toys are nothing but Montessori and our woodland walks are practically Forest School-certified. But there...
I’ve often thought there should be a show called Mum: The Musical on at the West End – but then again, no one would have time to watch it as we’re all knee-deep in...
The playground is essential to my life. It wears my toddler out and gives us some much needed time out of the same four walls. This means my spring and summer are great – I’m practically...
Are you expecting? Or know someone who is? Or perhaps a baby has arrived and you want to treat the little bundle of joy. It can be overwhelming preparing for the pitter patter of...